Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I'd Just Remembered....

That yesterday was Constitution Day!!!              Yeah yeah motherfucker!!

The existence of the day is to be sure very much an attempt to promulgate the Cult Of The Founding Fathers by those who are convinced that all Americans would surely agree with themselves if only we understood the Real True Meaning of the Constitution as they do.  But you that's alright.  C-Day is at worst the least obnoxious display of this particular fetish by far; and I would even go so far as to say that some degree of public fetish towards the Constitution is a good thing.  The Constitution is indeed a glorious thing that deserves to be hallowed.  Or rather, it happens to be the document on which are written several separate and independent bylaws which are themselves glorious things that deserve to be hallowed.  So in honor of the king of them all, the mighty first amendment, here's one act of blasphemy against all five of the major world religions; along with the malicious burning of the flags of several different entities chosen not-quite randomly by myself.

Truly offensive things to non-Abrahamics were somewhat hard to find just over the Google.  Which I guess can be attributed to lower overall numbers/existing mainly outside the West. I also restrained from googling outright calls for genocide or the pornography that 'came up' as a result of unfiltered searches for "Fuck -------".  Moving on. 





    you can thank RANDI


    on the TIMELINE

    0 min 33 sec - Randi in the RED SHIRT - signifying the *bl..dy deed* that is about to happen

    1min 18 sec - Banachek talks about respect for the claimant and then they mock "these kind" of people in the final part

    3 min 20 sec - the test of the power bracelet that increases a person's energy and balance. Notice our challenge is all about POWER & BALANCE, proving the existence of a HIGHER POWER

    5 min 15 sec TEST BEGINS. Skeptics one by one stand in CRUCIFIXION POSE

    1 hr 10 min 21 sec Test is ended in failure

    1 hr 10 min 30 sec request is made to make change in the PROTOCOL

    1 hr 10 min 51 sec Applause is made by all those who wanted him to fail from the very beginning

    1 hr 25 min 39 sec Now they talk about the Nightline clip that was filmed in Manhattan, also the scene of the 9/11 event

    1hr 28 min 42 sec - They talk about make-shift tests. They think that because no one can win the prize that psychic phenomena does not exist

    1 hr 29 min 45 sec Banachek says "the majority of *these* people.'" A contemptuous reference that occurs repeatedly

    1 hr 31 min 53 sec The reference to envelopes. Remember the 911 in Angel's envelope!

    1 hr 37 min 11 sec Swiss says he is not worried about a paranormal event happening. Little does he know what is actually taking place

    1 hr 39 min 50 sec The mocking of SPIRITS!

    1 hr 40 min 27 sec Reference made to the TERROR of witnessing a supernatural event, i.e, the blood leaving the face

    1 hr 41 min 15 sec Reference to "these people"

    1 hr 41 min 40 sec Belief in the supernatural is claimed to be a psychological defence mechanism to cope with reality. Swiss talks about how desperate the psychics become when debunked. Little does he know what is happening to the skeptics!

    1 hr 42 min 11 sec WHEN PROPHECY SUCCEEDS! KABOOM



    which WORLD-VIEW will not exist, sh*thead?


    5000 whining atheists vs the Great Prophet

    how the divine pen of Michel N. crushed the international atheist movement



    one applicant right here...

    get the POINT, Randi....

  2. I don't usually eat meat right before bed but it's fall now so when the nights are cool I might have some thin cuts of salami or pepporoni along with a little airplane shooter of whiskey or two. Then I go to sleep listening to middle-era Radiohead or something similar. Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Salami in Czech.