Monday, April 21, 2014

All I Can Think to Commemorate the Death of G.G. Marquez

Is this thing from other White guys on the US Plains. 

I you'd agree that it's understandable if you understand. 


Sunday, April 20, 2014

Fuck Ham

I've nothing against pork generally.  The only conversion I've ever made was to nothing in my teens and I maintain a convert's passion for that.  But baked ham in particular is just about the least interesting thing that can be done with any food product short of boiled rice.  Ham fucking sucks and should never be the basis for any important ritual meal in any culture.  Happy Easter. 

FC Top 10

Same as last week, but since it's getting late in the year let us list things anyhow. 

1.  Bayern Munich
2. Atletico Madrid
3. Liverpool
4. Paris St. Germain
5. Real Madrid
6. Cruziero
7. Juventus
8. Chelsea
9. Dortmund
10. Barcelona

Thursday, April 17, 2014

One Cut for Radical Freedom

Andre Johnson, an L.A.-based, Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper, jumped off a second-story balcony Wednesday morning in an apparent suicide attempt after cutting off his own penis, TMZ is reporting. 


Those who proclaim a personal god, moral absolutes or at least some form of universal human nature often present their stance as one of stern realism, when it is in fact the highest form of naivete; one that presumes a universe centered upon humans or at least one that cares about people enough to proscribe the true rules for living upon us.  The truth is that we are only more stuff that's here in the universe's eyes and it is up to only us in all our imperfections to make our own rules.  This is not mind you an inherently good thing in a "Just do your own thing Man "  but simply a matter of there being no higher and wiser authority to pass the job onto.  "Condemned to freedom' like the old continental weirdo said.

What this absence of proscribed truth might mean, among other things, is that it isn't so that every man is enthralled by his own penis.  Quick jokes about how much it would suck to get your dick injured are it is true a common way for some men to bond with other men, a means of affecting a breezy openness and familiarity among the unimaginative and dull.  I personally found such ritual joking tedious and stupid when I was only in my teens and what it says about the minds of the then 40something men who spoke this way is something that politeness leads us to ignore.  In truth it is neither fear of a damaged penis nor anything else that bonds men to each other.  Every man must face his own arbitrary fears and desires alone; and there is no abiding reason why a man should not hate his own penis to the point of actively seeking out its death. I would be so bold as to say that he shouldn't. It would fall on someone, after all, to staple the stump closed, which would probably be a negatively affecting experience on an innocent stranger. Still whether a man likes it or not he shall always have the liberty.

I like my own penis well enough myself. I can't say definitively whether I like it more than my eyes hair or feet.  In fact if I were forced to choose I would probably value it less than my collection of hats.  Unfeeling and inorganic as they are or even because of that.  I could not tell you that I feel any deep protective passion for any of the above anyhow because I don't, when push comes to shove.  Still I'll probably be masturbating after dinner and coffee and I do appreciate the ability to do so.  But that's just me. 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Happy Easterish!!!





Best prog-rock album not made by Pink Floyd.  Haters gonna hate but it's true.  :-)

Monday, April 14, 2014

I've Just Discovered

that novels based on intergenerational family drama, common form though it is, are completely intolerable to me; even torturous.  Human relationships in themselves simply do not have anything of interest or value to me.  Take that for what you will. 

Sunday, April 13, 2014

FC Top 10

1.  Bayern Munich
2. Atletico Madrid
3. Liverpool
4. Paris St. Germain
5. Real Madrid
6. Cruziero
7. Juventus
8. Chelsea
9. Dortmund
10 Barcelona