Sunday, September 3, 2017

I've Been Taking it Upon Myself to learn SocalHistory as well as I know All That Oregon Trail Shit.



Culver City CA is perhaps best known for the attempted annexation attempt by Los Angeles proper leading to the entire Sinatra genetic line, including those killed by roving Lombard armies a millennium prior, bleeding great rivers of gore from the ears live in front of tens of millions live during the 1965 Academy Awards. The town was founded in 1921 after Henry Culver presumed to sacrifice his father instead of the infant son the Ocean Gods had asked for and was thus forced to flee some miles inland. The son Worsiyixxx Culver was transfomed into a cephalopodic dread who spoke nothing but a thousand blasphemies in an endless cycle and served five successful terms as mayor between 1972 and 1982. It is rumored that the murders attributed to Richard Ramirez were in fact the work of Worsiyixxx's formless children, and that the secret number ritual manner of these killings portends doom for not the direct victims but for all life throughout time.

There are no recorded cases of a biologically conventional child having ever been seen in Culver City. And a noise described as like a stadium full of weeping as at a papal funeral is known to emanate from the trees on winter nights. Some have claimed that all ninety seven annual versions of the Culver City phone book are identical to the letter but this amateur research has not been confirmed by experts.