That was a joke, what I just wrote above. We Berans are Yankee for six generations full now and I'm not going to attach myself to someone else's ethnic hatred out of some twisted sense of romance. Still, knowing how hard it can be to tell the difference between earnestness and mockery in print I would like to revise my first paragraph in order to make this more clear.
What I Do On Mondays:
Listen to obsolete national anthems on youtube and downvote neo-monarchist or Imperial sentiments. Especially any son of a bitch who dares claim that we Poles were better under off under those mule-faced cousin-fucking tangle of parasitic worms they call the House of Habsburg. How about some gratitude for 1683 you whiny-voiced Santaelf looking motherfuckers? : )
Here's some obsolete national anthems.
Here's the 'cryptkeeper of forced humility' act performed at the funeral of Otto von Hapsburg in 2011, apparently for the last time, and actually somewhat affecting. The loss of power seems to have greatly improved their genetic variety from the days of Charles II.