Stamina of a camel, climbing prowess of a mountain goat. Guranteed to get you to the highest peak, hottest jungle or deepes driest nothingness alive and in one piece, so long as you're not too old when the journey begins. A mongrelized misfit for a mongrelized misfit people, exponentially hardier and harder working thean those thoroughbreds made weak by incest to satisfy the aristocracy fetish of the Old World. When the war comes these triple crown winners shall be nothing but dinner and their bouquets of roses shall be our garnish. The Mule meanwhile shall live amoung us as our comrade and our brother together we relish manly toil. The mule is of the people and we shall reign as one body forever.