Would it be proper to explain to small children just how brutal of a Hobbesian murder hell existence would be if everything alive were endowed with human level intelligence? Is Charlotte's Web in particular part of the War on Christmas, an act of secret Kosher/Halal propaganda? Here in the rural US anyway the greatness of that tale is taught to us as a matter of objective fact, just like Shakespeare. If it were indeed revealed to be an act of foreign subversion this whole time everyone's belief in everything would be completely broken. Pity that.