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To change the subject to something slightly more substantial, soccer, the World Club Cup is undeniably the real deal now.   Not that fans of the European 'Great Clubs' and Occicentrists in general won't try to deny it, all the same.  There is, to be sure, an attitude within this game similar to one of the many things that are quickly poisoning myself against college football.  This can be best described as a cowpox echo of racism. Call it 'Leagueism' or 'Great Club/Program ism', a feeling that the Great Teams from the True Elite Leagues are always and forever better as a matter of essence, even in those years when the small fish prove that this isn't so on the field.  But then the fat cats are only able to get away with this because of the worldwide army of whores, myself included, who mostly ignore our own 'small time' national leagues in favor of fucking the European stars. 

Now, having said all that, I'm afraid that Corinthians' extremely blah performance in their own national league means that I won't be able to promote them very much in the following poll.  No one can honestly deny that leagues are more scientific than cups and one does have to judge a team's entire resume if they aim to judge it properly. You would agree? 

1. Barcelona
2. Juventus
3. Manchester United
4. Bayern Munich
5. Corinthians
6. Porto
7. Real Madrid
8. Paris St. Germain
9. Shakhtar Donetsk
10. Dortmund


Contenders.  Velez Sarsfield, Inter Milan, Manchester City, Lyon