In Other Nebraska News

I once knew a man who had stolen somebody's garage door opener.  Said he could get some "street money" for it.  Yes he was a meth addict.  On that note there's apparently someone who thinks there's a market for human ashes.  And you know, there probably is.

I saw rolling pickup gallows open a show for Hank Williams III and Macgyver suicide once.  They were okay.

For no particular reason at all...