There's This Neighbor Couple

One is a gangly tall man with honest-to-God buck teeth.  The other a short King-Koopa looking woman, at least twice her ideal weight.  They have this sticker on their car.  
























 


Earlier today the cops showed up at their place.  The man was angry at the woman for walking to Casey's and back without telling him/asking his permission.

I honestly wish I was just making up two hillbilly stereotypes here.   Really I do.  It's damned unfair to anyone who has tried to write fiction that two creatures too loathsome to be believed in a created universe actually exist in this one. 


Foul, foul, foul motherfuckers is all.