As for The Other Famous Dead Guy...

Kim Jong Il, great master of politics and illustrious commander born of Heaven, honorably defended the socialist gains, noble heritage bequeathed by the President, by dint of Songun politics despite the collapse of the world socialist system, the demise of the President which was the greatest loss to the nation, the vicious offensive of the imperialist allied forces to stifle the DPRK and severe natural disasters. He turned the DPRK into an invincible political and ideological power in which single-minded unity has been achieved and made it emerge a nuclear weapons state and an invincible military power which no enemy can ever provoke

I wonder how many North Korean citizens honestly believe that heavy metal diction is the natural style of speech for everyone everywhere,; or how many there are who, in spite of hearing nothing else from any electronic media they're whole lives, are still able to recognize that there is  something out of joint, funny or even contemptible,  with everybody always speaking this way.

Do they know that they're living in a zombie movie while walking down their pristinely maintained never-used freeways?