Monday, August 22, 2011

To the Libyan Transistional Government

I, Joshua D. Beran, do respectfully petition you to first of all allow Saif-al Islam Ghadaffi to live, as I have
been holding out hope for a C+C Music Factory reunion tour for many years now.  

Secondly, though we've all noticed that you seem to be a bit angry at the old man himself. I beg of you to allow Muammar to go free into a peaceful and comfortable exile, and that most importantly he be granted an unlimited line of credit for the sake of maintaining his wardrobe.


I'm sure you'd agree it would be tragic if such beautiful, magnificent swagger like this were allowed to decay.  And we all know that there's more than enough tragedy in this world.    

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