I just had to say something about this in my own space. Obviously any story line set in an army barracks is bound to have no small amount of homoeroticism, and Beetle Bailey has certainly delivered on that account. Even conceiding this though; I've seen gay porn. I have seen the physical act of men penetrating each other with their phalli to the point of orgasm; and the final panel of this comic, with men of the platoon spilling over each other for a chance to devour their hot, greasy sergeant; is by far the most blatantly homosexual thing I have ever seen in my life. To simply look at and analyze this thing is profoundly more gay than having sex with another man. Nothing else could possibly compare.