Saturday, November 12, 2011

College Football top 10

While this season has just gotten far more evil than even what's typical for college football; there's no denying the fact that the stuff on the field is some of the most compelling of this young century. 

1. L.S.U
2. Oklahoma State
3. Oregon
4. Alabama
5. Oklahoma
6. Clemson
7. Houston
8. Stanford
9. Virginia Tech
10 Arkansas

Contenders:  Wisconsin,  Michigan State, Kansas State

What Would the Antonym of Moving be?

Ahh, unaffecting, that seems about right.  Because I really don't think that submitting to an unquestionably good 'Great Father' who must be obeyed will be of any help at all in preventing sexual abuse.  In fact there are dozens of cases of this attitude being if not the cause of the abuse itself than at least the cause of it being carefully ignored and allowed to fester.  The incident at Penn State, with the feudalistic reporting of trouble to "Joe PA" instead of the police, is just the most obvious example.

And PS. NU assistant coach Ron Broown is a fucking Nazi with no ability to conceive of such a thing as abuse of power, so why the hell is anyone turning to him for wisdom and edification? 

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Well, Minor Elections Went Well, so That's Nice.

Arizonans booted out an anti (ILLEGAL!!!) immigrant criminal shyster known for his involvement in college bowl game scams and openly chillin with some Nazis, among other things. 

The people of Ohio voted to restore collective bargaining rights for various public employees.  Good good, still let the attacks on union rights in Ohio, Wisconsin, et. al. serve as a reminder of what happens when you let the cranks hog the polls in "off year" election people. 

Last but not least, the people of Mississippi have shown that, however morally opposed to abortion they may be, they are still able to see the idea of a fertilized egg being just as human as you or me for the absurdity that it is.   At least in the privacy of the ballot box.    This referendum was the sort of thing you see a lot of in small, conservative states.  Symbolic governance.   An act of sticking a wedge into a wedge, inventing a controversy tangentially related to some newly acknowledged 'special right' or social trend which conservatives oppose and then presenting this newly invented wedge as the ultimate means of proving that one is truly a good Real American conservative on the proper side of the larger issue.  This time, in Mississippi, it didn't work.   I'm sure they'll try again. 

The most common feminist explanations I've seen for opposition to Roe v. Wade is that abortion is seen as threatening to male power for two reasons.  One explanation is the old homunculus idea, that the sperm is the baby, just in tiny form, and doesn't fertilize the egg so much as it homesteads the egg, that the woman is only the incubator for the mans baby that he went through the real work of creating. This is obvious horseshit.  Ask anyone if they believe it and they would rightfully take it as an insult to their intelligence.  Still the homunculus is the central premise behind the Vatican's ur-opposition to abortion, and if you truly believe that human life should be legally declared to begin at fertilization than you are in fact publicly declaring yourself to be that stupid and demanding that The State itself should be as stupid as you.

 Another explanation is that a swollen belly is seen as a penis flag;  incontrovertible proof that this or that fellow has achieved at least one sexual 'conquest'.  This obviously delves into ancient ideas of men being superior overall because of our superior physical strength. 

Or maybe this is all just ivory tower babel.  Sometimes I'm tempted to think so myself.  But then I find myself righted by my unceasing information binge.  Things like the counter-editorial in yesterday's 'USA TODAY' in favor of the Mississippi personhood law, in which Gualberto Jones just lets it hang out in the second sentence.


Good editorial writer this guy.  He certainly knows how to cut straight through to the bone within a confined space.  And there you have you have it children.  Not being able to force a woman to carry the baby your dick imposed upon her is as bad as having no dick at all.  And this isn't coming from the assistant professor of lesbian studies at Morehead Sate, but the horse's own mouth.  Here then, I'm sure you'd agree, is as good a place as any from which to grab this rambling post of mine by the tip and cut it off at the base.   Good bye.   

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Euro Zone Kerfuckery Brings Some Good News

Berlusconi out. 

Somewhat bittersweet, perhaps, since it's hard not to feel a wry, blackhearted admiration for this old man and his ability to both continue to desire and attain 'women' in their late teens.  Still it would of course be deeply wrong to actually consider him a great guy for such proclivities.  And in the main this lecherous, criminal, corrupt, borderline tyrannical snake has been an absolute cancer for both his own country and the larger Western world.

This time stay gone you oily son of a bitch.  And fuck AC Milan.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

College Football top 10

1. L.S.U
2. Stanford
3. Oklahoma State
4. Boise State
5. Alabama
6. Oklahoma
7. Oregon
8. Clemson
9. Penn State
10 Houston

Contenders: Arkansas, Virginia Tech, Michigan State.

Quick Note:  I fail to see how Stanford is anything less than an obvious no. 2 over Oklahoma State, at least for now: Longest winning current winning streak in the country, one season removed from a one-loss, BCS bowl winning season, Heisman trophy favorite, vastly superior defense.  Where is it written that the Big 12 must always be considered second after the SEC? 

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Return of Chrisma Woman

She seems to have been in the hospital for awhile.  She's in a wheelchair now, permenently or not I don't know.  And her hair has been done up in a way that makes her look somewhat disturbed.  Some excripts from the latest newsletter. 

"In 1990 We Proposed All Immigrant Children Receive English For A Year"

"Chinese have
Own moniters for surveillance items sold to police
Flex compressor for cascade of outages
Wind cannon in semis to mimc tornados

Microwave pistols for silent end of Americans

Gasing Americans while asleep with propane like containers at walmart

Illegal sorting of mail near walmarts to throw away paychecks

Moslems have

Darted kidney infections in Europe and America

Pretended to be Mexicans to taint at caneries with botulism. 

Used nanos to self inflict and inflict other Americans

Moslem Mr. Icain helped do away with heads of companies and put communist films in Blockbuster video stores across the nation. 

10'000 Iranians hacked into Wall Street and Nasdaq for years; they quit. 

Terrorists of Barnes and Nobels sells 'Osama' book not made by a German American but by Moslem terrorists that call Osama a celebrity.

In navy to use laser on Americans on shore.   

Russians have

Impersonated police and abducted thousands of Catholic college women. 

Used near invisible darts to send lethal stings on Americans

Posed as feral army corp of engineers to flood open reservoirs to flood our major rivers making nuclear reactors at risk and non working

Russian women give potent drug in water to seduce married EU, military, and Europe's leaders. 

Drug dealers have

Taken jobs at customs smoking dope while at the job obviously letting gangster drug dealers into America

Own illegal cremations so evidence of homiciders are not found

Transpol in Europe don't check for contra ban between countries

All gays use pot and have taken military posts to not understand when Moslems in military were likely to do treason

Pose as county attorneys to not want truth in news so their idea of 'pot is a healthy medicinal' is read about in newspapers. 

A NEW TIMING WITH MORE KINDNESS

Americans have never had hordes communists or Moslem terrorists in the United States until South African Obama became president. 

Jesus is coming to let only the kind live past the comet timing. 

Pennies From Heaven Day

Why have a little girls dress up as whores and little boys as monsters?  It is more pleasent to dress as angels. 

Rename the last day of October 'Pennies from Heaven Day"  Children dress up as angels and go door to door to state "Pennies from Heaven" to the one who opens the door.  The adult gives a penny or so to the child.  The next day the pennies arw given to weak children in the community. 

There's too many spooky stories on TV.  They only depress and interest humans to do wrong.  Sometimes nanoers have done self inflictions after a spooky show. 

Join up, wear a rosary, magnesium oil and don't masturbate.  State master garlic, wear garlic in pockets, sew undies to undershirt in the front and have ice in a cup next to bed.  Put white crosses up at entryways, head of bed and top of page.  Put a log lock on doors or roary on door knobs.  Let Christ into your life to heal illness, communications and advise as well.  Meet in a library.  Consider using a megaphone on a cloudy day.